BP’s spokesperson Beau Jangles hits the streets to ask people what they think of BP. (Featured on Funny Or Die and the Huffington Post!)

Michael James Nelson talks about the World Cup and peace in the Middle East.

Featured on front page of Funny Or Die — Want to become a pilot of a commercial airline in just two short weeks? Learn from Master Pilot Chuck Yeygur at the Commercial Pilot Akademy!

A Nerd gets a hold of an instructional DVD about picking up fly honies, Jersey style.

Catch me at The World Famous Comedy Store June 25th, 2010 at 8pm on the main stage.
Tickets at the door.

Found this on Funny Or Die. If you are an editor or have ever sat with an editor, watch this short!!!

Salma Hayek was being interviewed by Extra when she saw a “snake” slither onto the deck.

Check me out in the second episode of “Co-workers In a Barely Different Dimension”

Brian Scalabrine was traded to the Boston Celtics in 2005 to fulfill a bylaw stipulation that requires an Irishman to be on the roster at all times.

Want to destroy a Gulf? Let eTeachings help you.

written by: michael james nelson and marc mealie

Moral corporate spokesperson Beau Jangles melts down in this leaked footage while delivering BP’s official statement about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com (to donate visit: www.gnof.org)

Have you been injured by super model Naomi Campbell? Take action! Get caaaaaash!

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How to solve a rubik’s cube in nine seconds.

www.michaelnelsoncomedy.com/podcast/MJN Show – Marc Mealie.m4a

(right-click the link and go with “download linked file” to download it and put it on your itunes or ipod for later)

written by: marc mealie and michael james nelson

Dear Michael,
Just want you to know that I just watched your “Facebook Stalker” short film. I am extremely hard to please when it comes to films, especially short films.

Until the, in my opinion, unnecessary cursing began, this film was absolutely hilarious! I was “busting a gut” until the cursing started. Then I felt as though the film had been ruined, and I was disappointed that you felt it could not stand on its own. I assure you it could have!

May I suggest you perform some informal testing in the future. First let people watch your film without the cursing, then with, and ask your audience which they prefer.

I wish you well.

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Dear michaelnelsoncomedy.com viewer,

My name is Guinevere Pewter and I oversee the mailroom for michaelnelsoncomedy.com. We appreciate your feedback and will do all that we can to make sure that any future viewings of our material will be a pleasant experience for you and yours. Since receiving your complaints about “cursing” in the short film “Facebook Stalker”, we have taken the necessary measures to make sure that this never happens again and we’d like you to review these measures and sign off on them:

Measure #1: We have enrolled Michael into a weekly Bible study class so that he may reconnect with the Good Book and get back to that wholesome biblical language we all strive for.

Measure #2 Last night, Michael went through a procedure where a node was inserted into his head. This node outputs an electrical shock every time he says a curse word.

Measure #3: Michael went on a week vacation to Bora Bora. We have no idea how this vacation will combat his cursing, but he insisted that it would and also asked for a “female plus 2” for this trip.

Measure #4: Michael adopted a child from Haiti. Having this child constantly around him will force him to use clean, child-safe language.

Measure #5: Any cursing from Michael will come in the form of sign language.

Measure #6: Michael has dumped anyone in his life that uses curse words. He now has no friends or family, but is happy to live in a cursing free environment. He doesn’t watch television or film.

Measure #7: Also, might we suggest that next time you write an email, write two versions of it; one complaining about cursing, and the other one not complaining about cursing. then, send it to your friends first and see which one they prefer.

We hope these measurements are satisfactory to you and we look forward to your feedback in the future.

All the bestest,
Guinevere Pewter

Michael Nelson Comedy Mail Room
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A lonely guy uses Facebook to stalk the hot waitress from the coffee shop.