Facebook Stalker

March 4, 2010 // 8:30 am

A lonely guy uses Facebook to stalk the hot waitress from the coffee shop.

Commercial Pilot Akademy

February 8, 2010 // 8:41 am

Featured on front page of Funny Or Die — Want to become a pilot of a commercial airline in just two short weeks? Learn from Master Pilot Chuck Yeygur at the Commercial Pilot Akademy!

Toyotal Recall

January 30, 2010 // 3:28 am

This is a leaked video of Toyota’s response to the ’sticking acceleration pedal’ where the spokesperson quits in disgust.

Rick Sanchez sketch on CNN

December 14, 2009 // 11:06 pm

Check out this sketch I wrote for Top Story at IO West that was featured by Rick Sanchez!

Boom Operator

August 28, 2009 // 2:01 am

Boom Operator

Always cool, calm and collected… he is the James Bond of the audio world… he is… the Boom Operator.

lyrics and video parody written by michael james nelson

Behind the lights
Getting frequencies right
He moves in space, sometimes with haste and maximum joy

High stakes,
His back does ache,
He wishes for a microphone with higher heights

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
Then things go silent, not even a fart
The microphones break, his craft really starts

No need to panic
He’s a boom operator
Boom operator, boom operator
Boom operator

Extend that boom all the way to Key Largo, all is game
High overhead hold still for the moment, out of frame

*****(Instrument solo)******

Face to face, a steady pace
We shadow box and double cross
Stick with the pace

The cast is moving, continue to hold
Recording memories, converting sound into gold
His mic is like an angel sent from above

No need to panic
He’s a boom operator
Boom operator, boom operator
Boom operator

Extend that boom all the way to Key Largo, all is game
High overhead hold still for the moment, out of frame

Boom operator, boom operator
Boom operator, boom operator
Boom operator, boom operator
Boom operator, boom operator
Boom operator, boom operator

You Don’t Know My Name,
But I Know Where You Live

Comedian Michael James Nelson is stalked by singer Alicia Keys.

MTV’s MADE: I Wanna Be a Stoner

August 10, 2009 // 6:47 pm

MTV’s MADE:
I Wanna Be a Stoner

Robert Cunningham III, the biggest tool in high school, wants to be a stoner. His MADE Coach, Trip, guides Robert through the necessary steps to become the ultimate stoner.

Harry Caray Rap

August 9, 2009 // 6:49 pm

Harry Caray Rap

Legendary Baseball Announcer Harry Caray returns to Earth for a gangsta rap freestyle session.

Day Story

July 30, 2009 // 6:57 pm

Day Story

A Comedic Short.

Meeting Women
(Comedy Store)

Michael Nelson talks about meeting women.

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