A lonely guy uses Facebook to stalk the hot waitress from the coffee shop.
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August 20, 2009 // 1:33 am
My sketch “Commercial Pilot Akademy” was featured on Funny Or Die’s front page. Check it out!
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Here, Take Some Pills
After graduating from college, I made the decision to move out to Los Angeles. I had a car but I knew, and my mechanic certainly knew, that it would not make it through the cross-country journey from Florida to California. “It’s a piece of shit,”…